January 2010
85 posts
A coworker just told me I look like B.A. Baracus,...
I don’t know what to think of it…
First year president Obama. This is a great photo... →
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Are we supposed to show up drunk at work on Blue...
Does anyone know?
Why do we say two thousand and ten and not twenty ten? When will we start saying i.e. twenty eighty four like we say nineteen eighty four?
Just wondering.
I need new music!
I need a new playlist to listen to when I go to work. Anyone of you got any suggestions for songs, artists or albums?
When you have a 'I Hate My Job day'
When you have a ‘I Hate My Job day’ Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair....
01/11/10
kleinjinx:
fvp:
Binary date (for the nerd in you)